Noone's THAT gay.

A few years ago I though Alison Brie was a cute girl, but over time she's become the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.  How has she avoided becoming a huge movie star?  She needs to be in terrible romantic comedies with whatever today's equivalent to 2009 Bradley Cooper is.

So are you a lumberjack of some sort, or is the chainsaw just a prop?

The dumbest argument ever.  "There are some men and women who love other men and women the way mommy and daddy love each other."  I explained it like that when mine was about 3 and she immediately got it.

My 12 year old daughter thought that reveal was hilarious.

Especially considering how rarely the mother-daughter relatioship is treated in animated films.  How many Disney protagonists even have living mothers?

I always wondered why the kitchenware weren't more bitter about being transmogrified.  They weren't even the ones responsible for the curse.  And even the prince was at least transformed into something humanoid, and he keeps whining about it.  You would think at some point, there would be a "bitch I got turned into a…

She has a big heart, which she needs to pump blood to her huge breasts and long legs.

Counter-counter point:  The Jungle Book

I got a thing for redheads (real or otherwise) so yeah, I would buy her a few expensive drinks.

Wait hold on:  is this feminist rage or nerd rage?

I was under the impression that it had basically always been legal, because it had simply never been made illegal.  Is that incorrect?  It seems odd that it would have been specifically legalized, even in a fairly liberal city (and New York is hardly the most liberal American city)

Is it men who object to women walking around topless?  Not the guys I know.

According to Brian Posehn, if you yell out "SLAYER!!!" during the act, it's not gay.

good a place as any to randomly post your favorite Tobias quote.

This reminds me of a friend of mine on Facebook about 3 years ago commenting "I'm finally too old for the Warped Tour."  He was 38 at the time.

I've never heard anyone talk about it, but I think he was a pioneer in the kind of awkward humor that Ricky Gervais and Larry David have popularized.

@paraclete_pizza:disqus Here's a few from the last 8 months or so that I found pretty quickly

This is a good theory other than the fact that there are dozens of stories of CCW carriers stopping armed criminals and basically none of the nightmare situation where people just start shooting indiscriminately at imagined threats.

One of my favorite Mark internal monologues: