I actually don't know any of his songs, but he dresses like a 21st century Vanilla Ice, and that's pretty annoying.

Do you seriously think the next generation won't be worse in this sense?  Talk to a 20 something liberal and he has a list of 1000 things that he wants to make illegal, as if making laws was a way to make things go away rather than a way to make more criminals. I miss the liberals who cared about things like the…

He's also the city's mom and thinks he should be able to decide what size sodas they can have.

This "power spooning", does speed have anything to do with it?

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus Anyone who puts this much effort into trolling is basically insane, so I'm not sure it's one or the other.

Zapps, the best chip company in the world, makes Crawfish flavored chips.  They really just taste like the spices you boil crawfish in but they are quite good.

She's kind of creepily pale in Jawbreaker.

Perfect is boring.  I prefer art that forces you to confront it.

I would like to see what that dude's workout routine is like.

Killing David was surprisingly dark.  I really didn't think they would go there.

That woman is ridiculous but that if that really happened then that waitress is a huge cunt as well.  This sounds like a Portlandia skit.

I shared your video on my facebook wall dude.  That should get you literally tens of views.

Gruene doesn't actually exist anymore.  It's part of New Braunfels now.

I graduated high school/started college that year.  It was pretty good.  1999 was better though.

Are there any good songs about Guam?

Comedy Central did air that robot battle show for a while, but it didn't seem to have started a trend.

I've never actually been to Schlitterbahn, and I'm sure it's great fun, but every time I see that sign I can't help but think that it sounds like some sort of perverse sex act you would see in a German porno.

That was the first thing I thought of too.

I can't wait for the Delaware and Rhode Island editions of this series.

Gruene Hall is incredible.  My favorite recurring summer road trip is driving out to NB, tubing down the river and then finishing the day with a concert at Gruene Hall.  If I have an extra day I will head over to Luckenbach.  So many beers are drunk on those weekends.