What with the generic synthpop and characters in bed together…

"The jump off point." Wow, real fucking subtle. This show has basically become a Twitter parody account of itself.

As soon as Marinie threw her arms around him, I bet Charlie realized he had just shot himself in the foot with his boner.

Papa Horvath's old-ass phone was a nice touch.

Ryan Atwood's taste has really matured. 

The blocking in that scene was fantastic. I bet that boat was called the "Live 4-Ever."

It must have been pretty hot to melt Steele. 

Pew-pew pew-pew pew-pew

I fucking love using italics to emphasize things.