You know, in concession to practicality, I always say Outlaw is my favorite MST3K episode, but if I'm being honest, there are probably 10 episodes or more that are essentially tied for the title. I think picking an official best episode, either personally or as a collective fan base, is nearly impossible.

I'm afraid I must also disagree. The Starfighters is one of my favorite episodes. For one thing, the poopy suit is a gift from the riffing gods. For another thing, all the refueling scenes and subsequent innuendo make it one of the dirtiest MST3K episodes ever. And finally:
Single girl: "I'm from Iowa!" Tom: "Oh, so…

I loved it. The narrative is pretty so-so, but the game quests really do feel like an adventure, with your party setting out from the major city and dreading the onset of darkness. The character progression system is endlessly tweakable, and with the expansion, there's a very fun dungeon-diving side bit you can do for…

Final Fantasy has done nothing but burn me these past five years, but I'll be goddamned if I'm not excited for XV. That will probably be the game that breaks down my defenses and seduces me with its tale of pretty male models doing improbable things.

You are the hero of the day for bringing up The Greatest Adventure: Stories From The Bible, featuring Derek, Margo, and their nomad friend Moki! As a kid raised fundamentalist in the 90s, I was all over that series.

If you want authentic, salt-of-the-earth type thoughts on sex and its portrayals through media, you could do worse than this ongoing sociological experiment: http://pornhubcommentsonsto…

For some reason, the "have a seizure atop your partner in a pool" Showgirls style of love and intimacy never quite caught on.

I'd really love to see someone adapt individual stories from the Silmarillion for us to get depressed to every holiday season.

Hey, one of the few times when the comments over at the linked article are much, much better than those at the A.V. Club! C'mon, guys, there's no excuse for being outperformed by the Gawker commentariat.
Anyway, since the comments here are pretty negative and I'm easy to manipulate, I'd like to declare my unequivocal…

It's really not as exciting as you're thinking. Unless you're thinking, "I'm in the mood for some hilariously overwrought television!" in which case, it's every bit as exciting.

Believe it or not, I can't recall ANY simulated hand jobs in the show, only the implication of simulated hand jobs. Usually JLH trots out in the Sexy Outfit Of The Week, coerces a life story out of the confused-looking male model on her table to set up a plot line, and then vaguely reaches under the towel for his…

I'm actually disappointed as well. This show was phenomenally watchable with a couple drinks and an appreciation for its intense absurdity. I always imagined how fun the reviews and comment sections would be if the A.V. Club covered it.

Oh yeah, I think I repressed that memory! Christ, that was weird.
Then there was that guy who wanted baked goods smeared all over him. It was clear that in the off-season break, the writers read 50 Shades of Grey and were compelled to throw in some boring, PG-rated kink.

Aside from slight exaggeration on the donkey obsession (there's a weird, one-episode subplot where the kid is continuously drawing donkeys for his absentee father), that description is entirely accurate to my alcohol-drenched memories of the show.

Yes. Every goddamn one of them has model-caliber good looks and a sculpted physique (and a problem for JLH to solve between hand jobs).

I'm not sure if you've seen the show, but you might be overestimating this creative team's ability to do anything in the same ZIP code of quality drama.

Interestingly enough, this show was itself based on a Lifetime TV movie starring JLH. On that topic, I would encourage everyone to read this recap of it — http://gofugyourself.com/fu… — because it's a work of art significantly more important than the movie it covers.

I haven't seen all of season two, but she goes back to handies after she does P+V and has a spectacular meltdown to a pop music-infused soundtrack. Then in the next episode, she goes to church and fantasizes about all the parishioners throwing her the stank eye.

My old college friend and I have watched most of this in our routine drink-too-much-and-make-bad-decisions sessions, and SPOILERShahayoudon'tcare a huge season two plot point is JLH's decision to go full whore. But don't let that impact your opinion of her, because she took that dick for her dyslexic, donkey-obsessed…

Yes, I'm sure he doesn't actually take pride in the fact he has a larger penis than a prepubescent boy's. Still seems like a pretty weird comparison to make, even as a joke.