The shirt gag would have been way better if they hadn't hung a lampshade on it. "I"m sorry to tell you this while wearing this ridiculous shirt." Would have been funnier if they revealed the shirt, then just let it ride.

Onanism isn't fighting with yourself … quite the opposite!

I might like both Metallica and Megadeth — but Megadeth was all about revenge. "I'm gonna play faster and louder than my old band! And I'm gonna sing, because I don't trust other anyone else to be out in front of MY BAND!"

Finally, something to compete with the Ted McGinley curse.

When she felt her own face, I thought for sure they were going to do a long-lost relative sort of thing, until I realized that they did that already — they don't repeat jokes on television!

Ya gotta know when to fold 'em, Crimosla.

Not to be a pedant, but … doo-doo.

All the good ones are either taken or gay
Damn, these are bad. It's like the random band name generator became self-aware, then suicidal.

The whole concept is an artifact of the middle-class anxiety. The guy who loves to crack a few beers and watch NASCAR and the guy who sips fine wine, reads Milton, and has never seen a single episode of Webster have two things in common: They like what they like unapologetically, and both are convinced of the…