If it weren't for us, y'all would be watching "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet" or some other German show now!

I need to know where she stands on Ben Stone v. Jack McCoy before she's getting into these (semi-)legal briefs.

As a student at an all-male boarding school at the time, I remember Samantha Mathis' boobs.

Obviously it didn't. Just vet school.

Thank you for clarifying that "Fingers" was a movie: the lack of capitalization in the original comment made me think Harvey was a saint of a man who had a whole convo about fingers with a stranger without calling the cops.

"I chose the wrench."
"Why?"
"Because I needed to clear the pipeline."

"I chose the wrench."
"Why?"
"Because I needed to clear the pipeline."

My wife and I have been keeping track. As a neighbor, I'd forever be popping in to borrow a cup of sugar.

My wife and I have been keeping track. As a neighbor, I'd forever be popping in to borrow a cup of sugar.

Great, now I'm going to be moping about Cruise's miscasting AND the fact The Gronk would be awesome. Assuming he never spoke. Which would just mean adapting any of the books.

Great, now I'm going to be moping about Cruise's miscasting AND the fact The Gronk would be awesome. Assuming he never spoke. Which would just mean adapting any of the books.

One of my favorite movie lines, in the same vein as  Slapshot's "Is the answer Jesus?"

One of my favorite movie lines, in the same vein as  Slapshot's "Is the answer Jesus?"

I don't know if this is good or tragic, but one of my favorite exchanges in English is:


Moe: "Lions, why have we no lions!?"
Curly: "Cuz there's no bones in ice cream."

I don't know if this is good or tragic, but one of my favorite exchanges in English is:


Moe: "Lions, why have we no lions!?"
Curly: "Cuz there's no bones in ice cream."

Were you in Back to School?

Were you in Back to School?

Can't remember if this or Trading Places was my first view of a topless lady but, either way, it was awesome.

Can't remember if this or Trading Places was my first view of a topless lady but, either way, it was awesome.

On the plus side, according to a recent Frontline, sucking on helium is the best way to kill yourself.