Star Wars
It's the same thing as Star Trek, right?

the first paragraph of this review
…had me pining for my school days. Meow.

Don't be afraid to be resolute in the face of flying aaaaaaaaaaaaaacorns.

Bitch
I'm so trill.

jus' 'sperimentin'
Reeses pieces.

Valdez is coming
Now if they could remake Valdez Is Coming into a movie that doesn't suck donkey-hotay balls, I'll be pleased.

vice
Argh. I still enjoy the photo issues and occasionally I gander at the Do's & Don'ts ("Nice purple pants, you fat bitch, you look like the Michelin Man"… Anybody? Anybody?), but I can't take their articles anymore. I get being cynical, jaded cokeheads, but c'mon guys, you're rich white boys from Canada, you…

rockin'est song
'Ramble Tamble' definitely rocks the shit. But I'd say that 'Green River' is rockin'er.

waitwaitwaitwaitwait
There's sodomy in porn now?

also
What the fuck? I change my name so that I can have a protective red box and be as special as the next person and know they're gone? Boo to you who takes red box way.

this looks funny
Paul Rudd as John Lennon made me laugh out loud. Easy joke or not, it was funny.

polar bears
I'm worried about the polar bears.

box
Aroo.

hjalkd

flarn