There's nothing wrong with me / lovin you / And givin yourself to me can never be wrong / if the love is true / And if you feel like I feel / Sign here.

Nothing ruins the flow of a sweet pop/R&B jam like the singer interrupting to let me know he's clearly anti-sexual violence.

And WHEN, oh Lord, will the BRITISH finally get to play some superheroes?

I'm sorry, is the kid being shown cuts of the films with at least half of the scenes removed?

People are very jumpy these days. I danced a few steps of the Charleston in line for 'Great Gatsby' and nearly got the crap beat out of me. 

Uh oh, somebody got the whiff of xenophobia. It's my fault for sacrificing purpose for pith.

You get the feeling America isn't much on the mind of American studios anymore?

He's back! And this time … it's plausible.

That's a lot of hairbrushes to sing into on the posters and other promo material.

That's a lot of hairbrushes to sing into on the posters and other promo material.

Self-promotion—I guess. You guys certainly help with assorted Nick Offerman-related content, though.

Self-promotion—I guess. You guys certainly help with assorted Nick Offerman-related content, though.

I'd like to also advance the possibility that comics don't really translate to the film medium without great, swelling budgets and an array of camera trickery. Interesting stories on a shoe-string budget would be best served by … being drawn. Interesting article, though. Thanks.

I'd like to also advance the possibility that comics don't really translate to the film medium without great, swelling budgets and an array of camera trickery. Interesting stories on a shoe-string budget would be best served by … being drawn. Interesting article, though. Thanks.

I look forward to just one or three even-we-know-this-is-a-goof jokes where the trailer music will stop just long enough for Batman to struggle to pull something from his utility belt—wait for it!—because he's so misshapen and blocky. Or maybe he and Superman will get stuck together.

I look forward to just one or three even-we-know-this-is-a-goof jokes where the trailer music will stop just long enough for Batman to struggle to pull something from his utility belt—wait for it!—because he's so misshapen and blocky. Or maybe he and Superman will get stuck together.

I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a man who doesn't like a critic's reviews of a 20-year old television episode spend all his time reading those reviews and then taking the time to complain about them?

I'll field this one. Let me ask you a question: why would a man who doesn't like a critic's reviews of a 20-year old television episode spend all his time reading those reviews and then taking the time to complain about them?

I don't remember "Mad Max," "The Running Man," or "Deathrace 2000" being marketed with recipes. (Well, the latter offered engine block eggs … mmm …)

Every time he mentions corncrakes—or a corncrake is depicted—do a shot. Grown-ups, that is.