The term 'entanglement' in this context reminds me of the hilariously awesome sex scene from the most recent The Americans episode.

Ah, so that's why they vastly prefer Furious 7 over Fast Five.

Tu-Wang Foo, with Lust

This wouldn't have happened if he would have just tried to sell the Right Shark.

Fun Fact: Noah's Ark had a pair of turds on it: one with nuts, one without.

Black Shaq Up I could get on board with.

"Senores y Senoras, nosotros tenemos mas influencia con sus hijos que tu tiene, pero los queremos. Creado y regalo de los angeles….

Chocolate Stargate

They may be the sequels that nobody but Roland Emmerich thinks we need, but they're certainly the ones everyone but Roland Emmerich thinks we deserve.

Wight Watchers

Correction: He had sex with Katie too.

Speaking from experience?

Coked Out History would be a great show. Instead of comedians, have Wall Street douche bags talk about how cool the 80's must've been.

"Mehcad Brooks just doesn't read well as Jimmy Olsen."

And everyone knows abusing question marks leads to diabetes.

Logical decision.

"I'm getting too old for this shit…and by shit, I mean for someone to adopt me."

Let the orphans clean it up.

Master and Commander 2: The Legend of Darwin's Gold

As long as I can still fast forward through them.