Yama hama, it's Fright Night.

He look like a broke-ass Malcolm X.

I get it! I get it!

*pantses BonerTime*

No, although you do have to blow to get the pubes off.

Highway to the Mangerzone!

I know, all those parents who name their children Mohammed after Moe Szyslak is totally ridiculous.

That much MSG could be bad for his health.

Time for some cross-promotion.

"Reports on his exact age vary…"

Sometimes I dream of a world in which the N-word is Nintendo.

"Drown" is one of my all-time favorite songs. It amazes me how often a band's best song isn't on one of their regular studio albums.

The Missed

I would imagine it's very similar to how teachers discuss their students with each other (the bad ones, the smart ones, the ones they resist, but can't help, laughing at).

"I (man) tell you somethin' (man) I think you'll understand."

Capitol Collection makeup? Talk about missing the point.

More like ForNEVERly, amirite?

Malls are totally the soon-to-be wastelands of our (likely post-apocalyptic) future. There's one in Frederick, Maryland that is bizarrely still open, with like 5 out of the original 50+ stores still in business. There's no one ever there and they don't even turn the heat on. You walk around fully expecting zombies…

Rightists "support" only those female engineers with cup size-D or greater.

Much like the defense the Beastie Boys used when they were sued by Paul Revere for defamation of character.