I read a few puns below, and I have to say. You guys are good Ôo.

What ? No Freemason-Mexican-Illuminati conspiracy ? So disappointing ! xD

And oddly enough, "Licence to Kill" might be one of the most-hated Bond movies, despite his ruthless, remorse-free henchmen killings and such.
I still feel Timothy Dalton was a nice Bond. Prefer him to Roger Moore for certain.

I don't like Donald Trump. But if he offers me a well-paid job driving a Porsche 911 Turbo S all day, I won't turn it down.

I reckon Leïa, when watching Alderaan blow up, though something like "Darn, no citizens, no taxes. How the hell am I gonna pay for my clothes ?"

I can't stand enough of Jar Jar to think about his social implications. His mere existence is offensive enough.

This is a character merging I did not expect…Ôo

"Gotta go to work, work all night, search for underpanties,……!" ^^

I'm wondering if instead of "darker", when compared to the first "Star Wars", "Empire Strikes Back" shouldn't be rather described as "more mature", or "more refined" (not sure how to say it it seems…). It certainly wasn't depressing or heavy tone-wise, but it felt like the challenges they faced enhanced the…

Made me laugh out loud, well done ! xDDDDD

When Dice made the "Battlefront" games, I fairly enjoyed the idea (and the games), because it got away from the space adventure super-hero jedi type of story and gameplay. We got to play a nameless grunt shooting other nameless grunts with pretty decent and expected shooting game mechanics.
That's the same kind of…

And the dismembering and disemboweling of Hoth creatures !

To be fair, the studio executives instructions for "Suicide Squad" was probably "more stupid", "more dumb", "less good" or such…

Don't matter if someone already did it. Still funny ! ^^

And "Zack Snyder". And "Michael Bay". And "DC Comics movies".

And a few movies down the line, we'll get "Luke Skywalker vs Han Solo", a movie by Zack Snyder. xD

I'll translate from Mickey-language to plain good ol'English for you folks out there.

As long as he's not remembered for his part in "Miami Vice" (the tv show, not the movie), he shouldn't feel too bad about his career ! ^^

Wait, who's reasonable here ? I gotta punch'em in the face ! ><

Darn, if I had been paid 1 million dollars everytime I participated in a 20 minute not-so-funny-attempt at being funny, I'd be richer than everybody ><".