Are you Shia Laboeuf or something ?

You mean Tom Cruise ?

Considering how the last Elmore Leonard's story based TV show turned out, this has me optimistic…!

By "a lot" you mean 7 billion right ?

In my hometown, we call that "target practice".

I secretly wish I was me actually. No, wait….

So basically one of the most not-liked, easily recognizable persons in the U.S.A. is going to stand waiting in an oblivious, mildly arrogant and self-centered fashion on the side of a Colorado road, waiting to get picked up.
Some huntin', back-country hillbilly type driving a huge F-150 might see this as an…

The color it gets when your digestive track is done digesting it. 'Cause it's crap.

Same reason I play the LEGO video games. No disembowelment, no blood, even the occasional "violence" is childishly unconsequential, and it's funny. ^^

With a little bit of diplomacy, I'm sure some charismatic and reliable characters (someone like Davos would be my pick) could be sent as emissaries to the White Walkers in order to convince them to entirely forego their invasion and in place focus their cold wrath on Dorne only.
If they need convincing, I recommend…

Just occurred to me. We're going to feel strange watching the previous seasons now, because we will remember that scene everytime Hodor hodors. Ôo

One does not perclude the other. Especially in such a promiscuous show ! xD

That's the Westeros equivalent of him sneaking in the living room at night when everyone's asleep, surfing for porn, and unwillingly downloading a trojan virus on the family computer.

"Dorne : come for the weather, stay for the bad pussy !"

It could have something to do with Bran's visions of the past. Not sure why, I'm just shooting in the dark here.

He knows who he is ! He's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude !

Were you watching reruns of Dexter or Two and a Half Men ?

If Meera is Jon's twin and thus the daughter of Lyanna Stark, that will f.ck up all the genealogy henceforth !

Wait 'till you see him all washed, properly groomed and in a nice westerosi tuxedo ! ^^

Seem to me "The Shield" was pretty good at doin' it too.