Obligatory reminder about the time when fiscally responsible and not-at-all-racist republicans bitched about Michelle's "expensive" wardrobe.

Nah, the shock paralyzes him and he can't eat anything except Garmonbozia through a straw.

If you watch Bobby's expression, he's being a decent guy gently directing James in the clink. Any talk at that point would have been embarrassing for James.

Don't put it past Lynch to make the post-electroshock therapy Dougie even derpier than before.

Speaking of surreal dramas, can anyone tell me if Jordskott is worth watching? I'm going to need a fix before I go back to rewatching this whole season. Haven't watched Leftovers either.

As much as I like the show, I always enjoyed the books more. I'm rooting for GRRM to bring it all home. The show veering into fanfic zone is a blessing. Slightly less pressure on the guy now, but maybe I'm underestimating internet fans.

There's also chocolate cake.

The way Nadine happily marched with her shovel, I thought she was going to take Ed's head off with it. So what happened was a twist ending for me.

The show is about repeating cycles though sometimes characters switch places. Last night Bobby escorted to James to his jail cell. The last time both were there, James was a Bookhouse Boy and Bobby, the drug-dealing fuckup.

Margaret Lanterman was incredibly brave. I can't imagine many people delivering those lines.

Nah, many Americans are that stupid.

It pleases me to hear these assholes have declared war on Cheeto.

Again with the clickbait header pics of hot men.

Yeah, he looked like an 80s teen movie villain.

The word is Bannon is going full Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

It gets beautifuler. Breitfart has declared war on their once glorious leader.

It is beautiful as it is functional. 10/10, would bang.

I'm down if they make a porn version in which Jabba gets biz-zay consistently and thoroughly with Jabbess.

Worse, Kevin Smith will release a teary video and Patton Oswalt will post 53 masterful tweets.

Chains