He's so handsome he looks like a lab experiment gone very right. GOT generally kills it when it comes to casting choices. Not just good looks, but the right looks. You see Davos and you see a wise loyal man.

I get what you mean about Harrington. It's how I feel about Elijah Wood in LOTR. He looks like he needs to pee, with deep emotions, all the time. It doesn't help that book Jon is also on the dour side. You make a good point about obvious choice. Not that that makes it a wrong or a bad one. There are like 40-50…

I was gonna let your first comment slide but some of these shall not pass.
If Jon is emo poodle, longhaired Lancel is the emoest little bitch in Westeros. The facial tattoo and buzz cut is an improvement, but not much Theon looks like a date rapist. Baelish is a great bit of casting who brings the scheming weasel to…

My favorite line of his is about Jon Snow. "He looks prettier than my two daughters, but he can fight."

It's clear, I know nothing.

In my humble straight-dude opinion, he's also the best-looking guy in a show with many good-looking guys.

Fun fact: David Cross played a giant turd in a Gondry short film. It's better than it has any right to be.

So… Ted Talks for stupider people?

Black Santa approves this newswire.

Was it really a surprise? He's a cynical bastard who sees and despises the knights for what they are, prancing jackasses and /or cruel yes-men. You could see his redemption arc coming from book 1. Theon's death/sacrifice will be part 2 of the same.

Thanks. I feel silly for asking that question now.

Are there any secret Targaryens skulking around the maesters' dungeons? Who's the crusty dude who asks Sam about the Dragon Queen?

The correct answer is Sam. He starts talking, Cersei can't take his shit anymore after five minutes, kills herself.

Lyanna talks shit from the lords' table. Arya for most of the show is a Dickensian orphan dealing with medieval dicks. All the points to Arya, always.

Book Sansa tattles more than TV Sansa.

Throughout last two seasons, I kept yelling, "Eat shit and die, Sam," so today's episode was interesting.

George Romero dead. This one hurts.

So… what are the odds on seeing a dragon dong this season? Also dibs on power metal band name.

If you guys are desperate to tack on a real politician, think Little Finger as Mitch McConnell, except less evil.

White Walkers' heads explode when they hear Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call." It is known.