My well-researched counterpoint that will make you look very silly indeed: mushrooms are awesome; texture, flavor, the whole thing.

Infighting sucks and is often more vicious than the one with the actual enemy. What I do resent is the centre-left's lack of introspection and unwillingness to compromise, which is funny because they claim compromise to be one of their main virtues. The dem leadership literally said their message was fine and nothing…

I'm a Bernie Bro and blame the entire center-left for the tepid flavorless oatmeal they are, but Stein and her teammates are dangerous clowns. The poor people you promise to fight for are under the boot and you're giggling?

What the fuck, Kentucky, no amount of bourbon will wash off the sins of Turtleman.
:: Finds both asshole senators from his own state also on the team ::

In both cases, it helps if you're obscenely rich.

Good to know, I couldn't either. Does "Big Fish" have the same beat as Jidenna's "Classic Man?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHNNY. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.

Ugh

[Comic Book Guy voice] She has to suffer for voting for Daddy’s Home.

The journalist who's looking at 75 years just for covering a protest must be feeling great. Also black and browns people who get extra-long sentences for bullshit charges.

His PR team, who so far has been hitting it out of the park must think this is a great idea.

I sincerely hope your comment doesn't get a rash of responses from Well Actually Bros.

But BBQ season just began? Me need that sweet sweet coal.

I too hated Raymond, but Romano looks solid even in the trailer. He nails that dad vibe.

I'm partial to Hasan Minhaj. His Netflix special was pretty special.

Guilty

I remember reading Jezebel commenters praising Nickelback a few months ago. Not all of them, mind, they're not all monsters, but shit like "Their first two albums are solid" was seen floating. What I'm trying to say is, when Kinja takes over, this your world, friends.
We have Sandler Juggalos, they apparently have…

King is like you well-meaning but ridiculously tone-deaf uncle. His black people, at best are saintly and magical or lapse into insulting minstrel bullshit.

No, that's me. I have never understood the appeal either.

Yeah, at least have a hissing roach or something. They're creepy and disgusting.