Dissidents and gays excluded.

Do you think our leaders aka Matryoshka dolls made of shit have the balls to even whimper in protest?

If I were him, I'd be like yeah, I did it, what're you gonna do about it, bitch? I'd also hire a sign language specialist for good clean fun.

Nope, still fuck the people who voted for him. No vaseline.

I couldn't be happier about her move to NBC. Do what you do best, NBC. One dull show and weak rating to go, please.

The president wipes his ass with every environmental regulation. Van Jones announces in a somber tone, "Today the President looked presidential while wiping his ass with every environmental regulation." Passes the mic to Fareed Zakaria, who adds, "Yes, YES, YESSSS, give it to me raw, President Daddy."

The newly popular Hunter S Thompson quote is worth reading in full. We are a nation of incurably dumb people.

Not trying to be a contrarian dick, but I thought Solnit's essay was meh. Words of wisdom from Howard Stern to countless internet commenters put in a blender and served with high writerly sheen is all it was. I'm reading Hunter S Thompson on the Nixon years (not a coincidence) and the contrast couldn't be starker.…

A measly B-? A sad day for humanity. Je suis DC.

Not cool, Cathy Griffin. Not cool.

Good
— Grumpycat.gif

Hey, many racists are pretty smart.

International Dairy Farmers are the WORST.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!1!!!
— Page 1 from the flip book Jonathan Safran Foer put together as a response to this comment.

More importantly, does it have the same shit loud mastering as the last album?

I don't get Vince Staples, please educate. It takes me forever to warm up to some people. For a Kendrick Lamar stan, it took me a year to really get into Good Kid.

The new Tombs song is scratching the itch I didn't know I had. Regretting passing the chance to see them live.

"Griffin says basically that she’s been a comedian for a long time"
Where's the apology for this?

Burger Kim Jong Yum™

Comedians should be offended by this as well. Her joke-explaining tweet… damn. Is her creative team entirely made of dumb middle-school bullies?