Van Jones, Brian Williams

These days getting angry is a full-time job and I'm not going to waste it on Fox & Friends. Boot licker and multiple-time plagiarist Fareed Zakaria and his like, let's keep our boots shiny and hard for those fucks.

Excuse me, it's Dr Violinist. He has a Phd and is walking in a field wearing a suit (see home page, I mean really see it). How much more Dr can he be before the likes of you start giving him some respect?

The Jezzies in comment section have done A+ work. Laughing like a mad man at my desk. Glad that "full head of hair" line got some attention. Also the philosophy bro, the one with violin but no belt — his site is hilarious.

— Moses?

Upvoted for making me delete my identical comment.

Like all of his albums, I don't know what to make of it on first listen. The album sleeve is going to generate some controversy, ya heard it here first. Apparently there's a sneaky anagram in there that makes his feelings clear about the world's most hated Cheeto.

He's just into the beauty of mass murder, man. Why you gotta put labels on everything?

I'm wildly enthusiastic about a foreign leader, preferable the Japanese PM, vomiting on him. Like a reverse Bushu-suru.

I'm drinking more than usual so death will be delicious at least.

His approval rating sure is skyrocketing at Uncle Zak's Cabin.
http://thehill.com/homenews…

Pleez, neocons have good manners to dog-whistle their racism. Our lady of Dallas Whiteness, along with another Dallas hero, The Face Punch Guy, are raw uncut racism.

Geoff Dyer's bitchslap to easy-listening rock Murakami likes so much will never be out of season.
"Murakami may be addicted to running, but hey, it seems a lot healthier than Mishima’s bodybuilding trip — and nothing about the book under review suggests that Murakami will disembowel himself and get a friend to cut off…

Sucking thing fucks!

Butbutbut, Bill Clinton was a predator too.
— Every conservative ever

The new Baumbach co-wrote Madagascar 3.

Do they get bonus points for rocking a cap and a goatee?

Challenge accepted.
— United

There's a reason they're called The Daily Heil.

In this particular case the PR is so bad because United treats its PR people as if they're paying customers who need to be re-accommodated.