Peep the jagoffs dancing in the background.

Positives
Gaga is a real fan
Covered her back with a new tat based on a Metallica song
She puts her all in live performances
Can rock out

The beautiful Ms Teyana launched an online workout series today, but nooo, this is the Great Job Internet we get and probably deserve.

You were there at the hospital when your wife was born? That's so cool.

Bubble Boy was had at moop.

I think they righted the ship with the Method Man ep. Or maybe I just can't get enough of "Nah, man, it's YOU."

I figured you were joking. I'm just a ray of sunshine today.

They'd be mad not to. The press acts like he's Mahatma Gandhi for giving one speech that kinda sorta sounds respectable. Never mind it's still full of lies (fuck Van Jones in case I didn't say it before). The democrats have shitheels like Mancin in high places, who make Pelosi and Schumer look good. All the resistance…

My nephew is a vegan and despite being a preteen, not a preachy one. My foreign policy is, if the little bastard wants to be a vegan, let him veganize to the max. I respect the kid's resolve.

They do the blending of contrasting flavors thing so well. Also yes to all you said. I mean dumb one-note spicy, I don't know your cousin, which seems like a good thing.

Mean Girl, meet Kirk. He loves, he laughs and boy does he fart.
He's good people, not a Breitbart troll.

In Cheeetolini-related news, I hate Van Jones, never took his one night off from being a weak puppet seriously. News networks profiting from shamefully low expectations praise a prez profiting from shamefully low expectations. Yay democracy. Fuck him and his stupid fucking face.
Edit: That was harsh and I take the last…

Music, brah. Nothing's too obscure for YouTube.

Nah, I'm good. I'll wait for the RiffTrax edition.

Evan Dorkin of Milk & Cheese fame had an awesome comic strip about what adult means to most comics creators. Sample dialog, "Oh no, Vulpina got Space AIDS." DC's grimdark is like that satire done with a straight face and a ton of money.

Amateur! Jerk it with your mind, Uri Geller style.

“The left” is busy getting beaten up by cops at DAPL, sending lawyers to airports to rescue immigrants, raising money and hell for Planned Parenthood. Some dipshits doing silly things don’t have much to do with “the left” unless that’s what you’re actively looking for to support your dumbass theories. Ooh, my ice…

I'm already picturing "The conscience of the GOP" type bootlickery on the horizon. Never mind that he unleashed Trump 1.0 from Alaska, never mind that he rubber-stamps 99.5% asshole bills put up by his colleagues. One vague noise about democracy and suddenly he's the nice guy democrats and the press are tripping over…

I know many edgy gym bros who would put your old-people theory under stress.

Looks like an Arby's night.