They're trying to make a law in Arkansas, maybe it's already a law, I don't know because I couldn't read through twitching eyes. A rapist can veto his victim's decision to have an abortion.
I drank all seven days last week.

Y'all are too intellectual, I'm just trying to keep up with rules of Conservative Calvinball. The black president who bowed to a foreign leader as a nod to their culture was a weak unAmerican traitor, but this guy blowing a Russian leader in the august presence of the Fox Pope is… cool?

But the orange fuckpuppet slobbering over Russia is cool. It's an impressive bit of logic twisting, I must admit.

Countless shitty dictators (as in shittier than usual) and gangsters have proven how they always want to be seen as #1. It's an insane urge that makes them off their most successful lieutenants. Their insecurities and fragile egos won't allow anything else. I say dial it the fuck up, add a few more names while you're…

Am Southwestern, can confirm.

" I do however think that a lot of them are fickle and once he fucks something up on the domestic stage"
You mean until it affects them personally. I have become one of those people who screams at his laptop. The Syrian-American couple from PA who voted for him were crying on TV when their family was turned away. The…

There are plenty of reasons to believe that rhetoric. First, as you said, unpredictable evil running the country likely getting replaced by predictable and efficient evil. Second, this gang is not as unpopular as we believe. There's an interesting post on Politico about how people lie when a real person asks questions…

As a longtime hater of broadway and longtime fan of Orwell, I disapprove. You fucks best stay away from Van Halen. But then again DLR will be super into this.

"Drink up, baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do, you won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I'll make you okay and drive them away
The images stuck in your head"

If you like Harrison, you may like Elliott Smith. Like Shaddam IV said, top-notch lyrics. Suicidal sadness laced with occasional sarcasm. Shit, I even have Heatmiser, whom I don't like that much.

You and me both

That's right, I give cash tips.

I get to hang out with successful young people. Good-looking, friendly, generous tippers and so on. Deeper conversation often reveals their total lack of awareness and they're the good guys. There are as many who keep their inner asshole under wraps until drink #3.

Citation needed. Note, even middle school doesn't accept FOX or Brietbart. Show your work.

He is that chill handsome Texas bro everyone likes. He wants people to cool it with shit that doesn't directly affect him because he's that chill handsome Texas bro everyone likes.

Their other campaign proudly says they're not trendy and they won't change. Very few products are this honest about their suckiness.

Dick Cheney is giving you his famous come hither look

No idea, but thanks for foiling my genius plan.

European Bud tastes better than American one (low bar, but still). So if you want to support a rich corporation for stating the obvious fact, get a case of imported.

Didn't Women's March once again prove it's a sign of courage? South Park creators are a ballsack, sensitive and afraid.