Dough and duh in the same sentence. I suspect wordplay.

You're a good man, Kevin for not taking the, "You won't believe what this fast food chain did" route.

Topped with toothpaste.

"So I’ve decided to go into the fast food menu development business. It seems pretty easy."
Also every "secret traditional recipe" on food shows ever. Some douche looking slyly at the camera, "This cookie is our family's secret recipe. Instead of macademia nuts ::Calculon Pause:: we use pecans."

Please, the best pizza toppings are durian and toothpaste. Everyone knows that.

I'm going with a surprise pick. The ones they serve in Germany and Austria. Make the sausage supergood A++ and the rest is easy.

Referee calling timeout here. Feel free to annoy the fans of baked dumpster that is Chicago pizza. Their hotdog is the shiz they should be justly proud of.

I agree. Personally I like a hot dog topped with mashed ripe banana and honey.

Petty scummy fools causing government lockdown, blocking his supreme court pick, just two random events out of many. But yeah, "No President has ever had as easy a Time of it as Obama."

Maybe it's just me, but I like Heavy Metal Attorney. Something cool about an attorney and a father devoting his time to a metal blog. Pretty decent metal picks too.

I've always had a great time at metal shows and fests, but I think anonymity on internet allows people to be their true shitty selves. I'll also add that sites like Invisible Oranges do (or did, I don't go there anymore) attract a better class of commenters, but they're a minority. This place and Shreddit are like the…

Not even Sandler fans? JK, I know what you mean, just venting out my frustration. Lately I mostly read Shreddit and Decibel; too much garbage at other places. Funnily, one of the chillest mosh pits I've been in was at a Slayer show.

Longtime Slayer fan and a metalhead here. Metalsucks is one of the better metal sites and just look at the comments on their site and Facebook page. 80% of it is hateful garbage and it's not metalheads being snotty either. Being shitty to women, minorities, LGBTs is indefensible. We have a problem and I don't mind…

I can assure you, you're not wrong.
The first panel/page above is brilliant/sad.

Jheri curl. Confuse the enemy.

Cheer up, man. She will win then all the little boys sore over it will make her life miserable for next four years. Assuming they don't manage to impeach her before that.
I don't like her, I think she's everything I dislike about old-school democrats, but it's painful to see the extreme hatred she has to put up with…

They do exist, sadly, for them.

Look up Coal Rollers. You'll be nostalgic for dumb right-wing stickers on cars.
ETA: I'm equal-opportunity offense taker. The barely readable "coexist" stickers and other twee shit burn my ass too.

I often wonder about things that don't concern me. What is up with the prudery of not showing hard ones? I assume there are fans of that sort of thing out there. Dozens of them.

It did not have any name. It was more like "You fuckwits like IPA, fine, here's our."