Or English

The speed with which the so-called liberal news orgs like NPR fell in line was a learning experience for Baby Tex.

We were not fucking five to rely on that fake info, were we?

Let it be known our likes are only for Pumpernickel.

I am not trolling. I hated their Prince tribute.

I hate musicals. To my hate-filled eyes, Hamilton looks like something Atlanta made fun of in the Juneteenth episode. I'm sure I'm wrong, but will cling to my position because hate is all that is powering me on this Thursday.

"…Hamilton…"
lol

Nuge is ridiculously fit for a hateful old guy.

You should have sent her to Minnesota to look for a lost bag full of money.

Why do most of them use both those words then?

I'd like to declare my appreciation for the last line.
"…so Seagal will be forced to make a tough decision between that $80 and his movie career."

Does your face look like the hair was drawn with a sharpie? If not, you aren't a good replacement for Seagal.

Tosin Abasi is one of the best guitarists in metal today.

Don Cheadle in Boogie Nights still remains the most prominent country fan, any color.

I like my panini press.

If they can live with autotuned garbage leaking out of country stations, this shouldn't upset them.

After our talk about pumpkin beers, I took a chance on Krunkin Pumpkin. It wasn't on your list, but is available almost at every shop here. Really good, not sweet at all and kicks like a mule.

Stick around for another month. Their year-end music list will change your life.
*Asshole comments aside, their recent lists wren't bad.

"Stick this Japanese temperature gauge specifically made for grilled cheese. When the temperature reaches 347, do three and half cartwheels, slide $78 German spatula under the sandwich and flip. And so on."

Google the kind of shit people put bacon into. You'll thank me while you gag.