Beer and samosas or GTFO

Because religion and sexuality are natural enemies.
PS, GTFO with pagan stuff, I'm talking about Big Daddy Religions.

That's correct because a large number of mediocre people believe the monsters in suits have real ideas and are respectable.

*related and obligatory Michelle Alexander/Hillary Clinton write-up plug*

Wasn't Sex Pistols brashly stupid? Boy band with safety pins and scary hair?

Whither Donald Glover?

I prefer Roger Moore. Lazenby is my second choice.

I like the Method Man one entirely because of the mugging scene.
Nah man, it's you.

You could combine a and c to make a really terrible sentence.

Not even his daughter, who directly benefits from this, says that.

Him talking about comics and Star Wars, him making movies, kittens having lukemia. These are all terrible options.

"The brilliance of Zack Snyder said…"
I have a feeling the guy saying this is a fraud.

Any jabroni can love the kids and the mom. You gotta love the niche character, brah. How else can you be special?

You do know that means you get to sob in the corner unconsolably while they're getting it on?

I could google this, but that would be no fun. What's her origin story? Her parents get whacked by a muggeress when she tries to snatch her dad's pearls?

Could be guano.

Peas if you're NY Times. Ugh.
Hey, we just shat on both coasts, we're special, hi5 brah.

To keep it midwestern, one can also adopt an underage girl to screw her. Family values, Nuge style.

TORCHY'S.
That's right, I'm keeping it local and topical.

A favorite typo of the Disqus garbage that floats in below controversial Newswires. Pretty cool to see its debut above the fold.