Alt-right is far too respectable label for this crowd. Might be better to go with something factual.

Watch Bill Murray saying "You've made me a cuckold" to G Paltrow in The Royal Tenenbaums and you'll know exactly what it means. Also, this might be the most AV Club answer to your question.

They could hire George Costanza at the peak of his powers when he was spitting hot fire like "jerk store" and it would still be a huge improvement over limp-dick zingers from the Clinton Camp. What the fuck kind of weak bullshit is "Dangerous Donald?" Name-calling is childish, but if you're still gonna do it, at least…

Counterpoint: The AVC is solidly pro-Good Charlotte and also pro-Limp Bizkit.

"Did I also ever say that Republican's aren't guilty themselves of being racial divisive?"
Did I? Even though they're guilty as hell?

OK, I'll respond in a non-bashy way. When you slam the opposition for being the "say whatever I need to to get votes" party, did you even take a cursory look at what the leading lights at the RNC said? Did you run it through non-partisan fact check?

You take that back. Posting from mom's basement does not make anyone well-off.

I'm unlikely to watch the Dem circus as well. Just because I want them to win doesn't mean I have to suffer their bullshit.

Depends where you are. If you're in a swing state, don't fuck around. If you're in Cali or similar, knock yourself out.

Me neither, this is like worse than watching Real Housewives. Much easier to ignore these assholes and vote against them, at every level, however insignificant it may appear.

Also many creepy elections.

No

Glad I missed that bullshit. Music not covered by Sean O'Neal here has been reliably awful lately.

Almost as shitty, but since we're nostalgic for shit like Good Charlotte, they're geniuses, super geniuses.

Not just this week, he's been on fire for a while.

Controversial idea, Texas might be less shitty than Arizona. Austin, San Antonio, Houston, some parts of Dallas are surprisingly (for outsiders) chill.

I do it and unlike that fake Texan, I don't take frequent vacations for it.

In my dreams, the ghosts of Hunter Thompson and Hitchens are covering this election.

Hitchens had his problems, but it's still a joy to read his "best of" quotes. He's the bitch-slap fairy we need right now. Rest in anger, you crazy bastard.

I'll go with his least offensive quality. This pretend-journalist can't even string together a tweet without at least five typos. A laid-off journalist friend hate-reads them regularly. I'm worried for his health.