I started summer by rereading old books and so far the results have been surprising.
Being a Vonnegut Stan, I'm sad to admit I didn't care for Cat's Cradle. I still love Slaughterhouse-Five, I'm not a complete monster, but this was just, eh. Felt like a not particularly good repeat take on his major themes.
Speaking of…

Next time tell them to watch Futurama for the reasons they think you should watch BBT.

I too watched 10 seconds of it, but a half dozen times. It's nerd culture viewed though your favorite Thanksgiving Uncle's eyes. I don't get why anyone below 25, hell 30, would waste their time with this show.

John Oliver was busy, obviously.

Hollywood, fame, money — which of these do you not understand?
The answer to your q is no, btw.

Morrissey.

Cookie Monster for Bond Girl. Their chemistry is off the chain.

Chicago pizza is failed lasagna.

That and our neighbor asking how to be emo made my day, twice.

I want to go Dennis Hopper on the person who defiled Edward Hopper's painting.

The mind, she boggles. If this is how shit his movies are when he works hard, just think how much more they'd suck if he were as lazy as we thought he was.

Haven't seen Leno's old standup, but the word is he was respected by fellow comedians in his early days. From what I've seen of Fallon in SNL reruns, he has never not sucked. But yeah, not a fan of either.

Their existence doesn't disprove the existence of shady operators, smug privileged assholes and crooks on the other side, all the way to the top.

Myers has quietly become a very good smackdown artist. Especially commendable as he's not from The Daily Show stable, and he has managed to leave the shittiness of SNL behind.

Call me a young man, but fuck the critics who compare Fallon's bullshit to Colbert. Toothless as he is, he's still a lot more fun than sitting through Fallon and Famous Friends.

Yes.

Don't believe the hype, we are indeed that dumb.

If those fuckwits took part in other elections, asshole governors, most of the senate and congress would be out of job, but nooo, sending death threats to a party hack is more important.
Bernie is still my boy/grandpa, but fuck those clowns.

Good, good… Fox viewers' hate didn't flow through?

Many of us are cubicle monkeys wasting company time commenting here. Fancier glass houses and all.