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BRING BACK STEVE BLACKMAN!

It's a fine day to declare your love for Topless Braun Strowman.

#BuckLivesMatter

Just for saying that USA is making Raw 4 hours. Smackdown Live will be three 10 minute segments in between reruns of Burn Notice.

What I don't particularly appreciate is this point hit EVERY week about Gotham's "trying to find itself". It's FOUND, brother. It's just that "amazing". Period. And it won't instantly "get amazing" either. It will churn for a few more seasons until Bruce has to go travel the world, and then, bye bye.

I'm just curious: was there actually a way to review this movie without listing literally every set piece and joke? Or do I owe ya'll 13 bucks for saving me from seeing it til Comedy Central is running it on the weekends?

Just soak it overnight, spread the seeds, and OH BAH GAWD IT'S DESTROYING THE TOWN!!!

I was hoping for "The Dark Caretaker Rises"

Nothing says "taking advantage of a 3 hour RAW" like this episode. Wait. Scratch that. Everything says "give an hour back to USA for an infomercial on reruns of Burn Notice" if THAT was supposed to be worthy of me watching it live.

My studio puts out a post of the Justice League as Hipsters, and the Avergers are Bros… and we get nary a peep! COMPLAIN COMPLAIN. Oh, and these are totes adorbs.

It looks really heartfelt… and also like what would happen if you just let a hipster have a fever dream.

The funny thing is? Ray Romano's natural speaking voice IS Krang.

The Usos: Superkick, Suicide Dive, Springboard corkscrew, Catching Enzuigiri, Samoan Drop

It's their mustaches.

I can't wait for the Shining Stars rerererereboot The Mighty Colons. No accent on that second O.

"But Helvetica has this sterility, this generic feel, whereas Gotham possesses a certain warmth—I would almost call it cuteness." … as a designer with 15 years of professional work under my belt? Reading that made me stand up right where I was, yell "I'M DONE."

60% of the time? It works all the time.

Years later, a young Jimmy Fallon would be known to declare: "If I can also get them to play beer pong? WE'LL HAVE A REAL SHOW!"

Speaking as a Jewish man, I wish my glaven weren't so gersploinblat-maven!

And John legit loved cocaine. Neither were good ideas to have too much of.