Using Breaking Bad to make destructive devices is like using Better Call Saul to practice law.

I'm really sorry I shoved you into the lockers so often, AV Club. But, you have to realize: My mom and dad don't know what real love is. And being captain of the football team is the only thing preventing an inevitable divorce. SHUT UP!

I'm still waiting for YOUR response to my track "I liked AV Club when it still was Lampooning".

Ladies and gentlemen of AV Club… I … I was that Apple Pie.

Needed more (wait for it)… Barneydary! Wait, I did that wrong.

Someone light the signal in the sky. Brooks Wheelen?! Revenge is a dish best served C(W)old!

AV Club… My mother's name is Linda.

Show me love, baby. What it's all about.

Also debuting this month: a new LP from Smash Mouth, LFO, and Robyn.

At least this will ensure I cheer when the Krang are defeated.

Let me fix that stray observation you had a typo in:
Nobody has seen Oliver Queen since the uprising, but he’s been hiding
out in his old lair the old time, so oldbody has been olding all that old for old.

Oh blow it out of yer ass, Howard.

The v. stands for v.Intermission

"I hope this show never ends. Also, it shouldn't be made anymore. Also, don't hate me for speaking the truth. Also, can't we all agree on our favorite Arcade Fire song? Also, I love these characters. Lastly? The show is necessary anymore which makes me happy that I'm declaring it, and sad because now people will say…

"I don't like pizza". Well then. I don't like you.

You forget Scully and Hitchcock in previous episodes eluded to once being better (likely just competent) detectives… but CHOSE to devolve into their present situation. Hashbrown no filter I win.

Good job, women. You really made me yearn for Mads.

My fav part was when Geomancer stopped his Captain Cold impression.

I can't ever quit you, The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner.

I clicked on this article hoping for food.