All hail the king of the nerds. FORCE THE WORLD TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, you brilliant troubadour.

I've never seen you so angry A.V. Club. You need a hug bro? Or do you just have sand in your lady parts because Horner isn't smart enough to append "Season 6 of Breaking Bad announced" with "…so Bryan Cranston can wear underpants on screen again." to it, so as to make it parody?

"OK James. What ya got."
"Well Matt, it's a sci-fi –"
"Lemme just… stop… you there, brother. Let's cut through the chafe. Hoe much of this flick will I slowly ramble while rolling an invisible boogie on my fingers, while driving this space ship?"
"Oh, uhh… none I think… let me –"
"Sorry dude. This role is All Wrong, All…

I don't know if I necessarily buy that Fitz was helping reopen the portal straight away out of friendship. His silence at Jemma's prodding made me initially feel like maybe he was processing everything – including any feelings of jealousy (because he's not just a scottish science robot). But yes, his resolve to do the…

To be fair, Liefeld was blown away at the movie most because the characters on screen had feet, and different faces.

This is the Jeffiest Jeff that ever Jeffed. I jeffed so hard, I think I jeffed!

Somewhere Steve Harvey is super-pissed.

I yell at breasts all day, figuring there's a camera hiding betwixt them. Now I want a Twix.

How would you feel if SNL challenged you guys to write an AP Wire story that didn't just phone in the low-hanging fruit snarky jokes where you just combine the most recognized fact and off set that with sarcastic language? Go ahead. Try it. We dare you.

Hey, we all said the same thing when they announced Cesar Romero. Just let the man perform.

Make one ginger a cackling loon, and you dole out the good grades and love like a hipster at a corduroy sale. Let one battered chic have a flamethrower, and suddenly the show sucks again.

Apparently you've never watched TV. Phil 2 could have backflipped, created a diversion, and then military rolled over to Phil 1 before he could react… and then break his arm via a Singapore Beard Sling.

*Falls to knees* It. Needed. More. Steve. Blackman. *pounds canvas*

A Taste of India (no, seriously, it's a platter. We didn't need to incorporate any other pun here)

If he disarmed him, or even checked the gun… he would have seen it was blanks. In addition, he's military, and likely trained to disarm an untrained combatant like Phil Prime. By responding with actual threat of death? He crosses the line something fierce.

Phil 2.0 is clearly in pain for not landing Carol. And threatening Phil Prime with serious violence. Meanwhile Todd is acting a little shady…

Reminds me of the time I playfully mouthed the words to that "Numa Numa" song my friends loved so much…

DAMNIT!

I'd rather not. I'm OK, you're OK.

I didn't. *Checks head* No. See? I got half a can of pomade up there. I wasn't gonna smash it down with my signature headwear. Now, would you please direct me to the black and white checkered clothing section?