Kudos to Forte and all the team behind the show for producing something that felt out of place on network TV… for all the best reasons. I'm hopeful for the next season as much as the AV Club is.

Waaah. Waaah. Buck up, AV Club… the show was fantastic. It chose to depart from Ben and Leland too early, yes. But perhaps those decisions were made long before they knew of a second season to come. And it simply allows them to now find more creative ways to broaden the world Matt and Foggy operate in.

I think I'm blind!

She's a talent. Far more (in the ring) as either Bella, Cameron, etc. But Vince and company won't "get" her until she's dressing in khaki shorts, donning a leopard print top, and yelling about 'shrimps on the bahh-bee'.

It will happen. If he just bo-lieves.

Emma's gimmick on the main roster was to dance and make flirty faces with Santino… and lose matches.

Kane and Big Show are interchangeable at this point, are they not? Big, slow, mean one week, nice the next. Tag when they're too tired, and emote well. I'll admit I marked out just a tad when Kane went off on Rollins "not earning" his title, etc., but then it hit me: All for what? A Kane face turn? For what? He's not…

The biggest shame of all honestly came when we all realized that Dolph's continual pile of work ethic will grant him the sweet taste of an ivory arse, glistening with sweat… and matted, braided, arse hair.

See also… Jumanji.

See also: MTV: True Life: I'm a self-obsessed tweener.

I hope the Prime Time Players new gimmick is to never actually wrestle anymore… just make fun of other superstars. I also hope post-Miz Sandow can be… a great babyface Damian Sandow until Summer Slam… and then make the turn. He's excellent at comedy, but there needs to be more there.

I hope it's better than the Rent Restaurant. It was nothing but HIVeal Parms and Meatless Balls. And every 10 minutes or so? Someone shouted for WINE and BEER. Ugh.

Cue the title card: "I hate my life." Followed by 250 words about crap you start to read, and then go "Why do I keep reading these"?

#WillForteAsMirrorMaster

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Damn it all if Lobsterhead didn't go and make me like him!

While I was oddly smiling throughout the episode, and muttering "what the hell did I just watch?" every 5-7 minutes… I couldn't shake that feeling that the whole show was being operated on the "10 to 1 land" zone. It was disturbing. Thanks for permeating my vernacular, AV Club!

So that's what blue balls and nausea feel like.

The knife in the back that starts the transformation from Saint Jimmy to Saul Goodman. It hurts, deliciously to know Saul IS what Chuck fears most.

I think it also plays into the theme of "going the hard way" where Phil simply doesn't have it in him to tell Carol he's not into her, nor does he want to be. Frankly given the choice, I'd choose rubbing one out in the desert over the shrill cries of Carol… Or hell, I'd move a few towns over, and live my deranged…

Bill Cosby. Mic drop. (not because I made a point, but because I was drinking right before this comment.)