I found this strangely fascinating, yet I love everything about old video games, especially Sega games.

Ravenous?

I gave them really snarky feedback when I had to create my account just so I could access my real account.

Ugh…

I know! And now I'm giving you another notification that you'll be aware ut not know the content of!

Seriously. Does anyone know how I can just use my regular AVClub account without Disqus forcing me to sign-up for a separate Disqus account?

Going Rogue with Donal Logue.

"People bash the TV show Dinosaurs too much, so in this recommendation of watching an episode of Dinosaurs I'm going to spend half my time bashing the show Dinosaurs."

Now he's fighting like a monkey!

What does that make The Quest?

To put things in perspective, you know how in Cool Hand Luke he eats 50 hardboiled eggs in one hour?

Behold Joey Chestnut: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

This guy is clearly partied out. We need some coffee and crullers stat!

After a quick search, yes he shows up, but not with corn rows and kimono, I think I was thinking of Ron Swanson.

Doesn't Charlie Sheen show up with corn rows and a kimono?

I had never heard of it before and started to play it and about 2 seconds in my girlfriend from the other room shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! Why are you playing the Kars for Kids song?"

It's like three and a half minutes, how is that long for a song, even a karaoke song?

It's all about showmanship. The fact that it's maudlin and overly sentimental make it a great choice to just ham the fuck up. I used to love singing those types of songs on karaoke night at my local dive bar. "Without You" by Harry Nilsson is another great example. Yes, it's sad and slow, but you go up there and OWN…

What about General Veers aka Donovan from Last Crusade?

I love this.