I searched this entire comment thread to make sure someone mentioned Bison Dollars. Today must be the greatest day of your life; but for me, it was Tuesday.

Seriously, in one super market there's probably enough bottled water for one person to live off of for an entire year.

I feel like you're overplaying the water thing. It's ONE GUY. We're not talking about the amount of water needed to sustain millions of people, just enough for one person. I'm in agreement that the desert isn't the best place, but you're acting as if there needs to be like 10 trillion gallons of fresh water and 60…

Yeah, I think that's what I eventually did.

Isn't that the guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

Something like this:

That's exactly what I was thinking, SF Bay Area, somewhere on the coast. Maybe Santa Cruz.

Cut to crying in batman suit a la Parks and Rec

From my experience in order to save him anyway you pretty much have to murder Mr. Burke and draw first. If he gets just one shot off Simms is dead.

It's sad that this is my exact life. Except I'm only engaged, not married yet.

Firstcore

Peter Facinelli or however the hell you spell his name

Yeah, but you've gotta work until like, 6:30.

He was also in the FOX tv show Fastlane with Kelly Kapowski and the guy from Can't Hardly Wait!

Streets of Rage: I always tried to time the ending freeze frame after beating the boss with my character mid-jump.

Ballet

Alcohol and night-swimming, a winning combination!

and it levitates…. ME!!!!!

Um, I think you're forgetting a little movie called Street Fighter with Raul Julia…

That song that plays as he drops his camera always makes me feel so sad. I got the soundtrack when I bough the season 4 DVD and used to listen to it a lot, and that song always made me miss Home Movies.