"Well, I didn't win the case, so here's you pizza."
"But we did win!"
"That's okay, the box is empty."

I think you mean your boyfriend says, "Uh, you, um, well, you see, you seem to have this thing, I mean, not a thing, but um, what's the word? Well, you see, it's like, um, well, okay, a thing, for like, um, guys who are kinda of like, you know… awkward."

And all of a sudden the sex chucks hit me in the crotch and I sagged against the wall and

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan"

Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four

I'm popping in randomly and ordering by newest first and voting on ones i like on the first page

69 Boyz - Tootsie Roll

YESSSSSS

I almost suggested this one.

Psychostick, "BEER!!"

I'd really like to go through these all and vote, but that sounds like a nightmare.

Eifel 65, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"

Ah, thanks. Is there a list of previous ones somewhere?

Chumbawamba, "Tubthumping"
(already been done)

I'm sure someone else already pointed this out, but Veruca Salt didn't turn into a blue berry, Violet Beauregarde did. Veruca Salt was a bad egg.

Cake's Prolonging the Magic

I agree 100%.

"I'll tell you with my last breath. I came here with a simple dream: a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 million ton giant robot here? Not I, not I…"

Midnight Munchington's with This is Jon He Does It!

It's okay, I blamed it on the dog.