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You probably say the same thing about Starship Troopers.

We know you don't have any money, just take what you need from our boutiques until you're back on your feet.

One of my favorite bits is how when Slater goes to his cousin's house where he's tied up he reads the note cards that are pinned to his shirt as they count down "3… 2… 1…" and then a bomb goes off.

Not to be.

Apologies, I hadn't made my way that far down the comments yet.

Then put some food in the life raft! For God's sake man, do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything.

Whenever I see Tywin on GoT I always think of him as the evil henchman from Last Action Hero with the glass eye.

Congratulations, have a salmon puff.

"I laugh every goddamn time, but not because the scene successfully
satirizes a trope that I, the viewer, am familiar with. I laugh because
of a complex interaction of intentionally unreal and parody elements, of
things I recognize and things that ignore both common sense and
physics."

not necessarily my favorite, but ones I really like that haven't been mentioned:
"Dirty Blvd."
"Ride Sally Ride:
"Baby Face"
"Dirt"
"Average Guy"
and both "Caroline Says I" and "Caroline Says II"

It still points, doesn't it?!

They'll say Aww, Topsy! at my Autopsy!

I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! …As long as no one wears the skin.

I only hear Gary Wright's "Dreamweaver" whenever I've seen them.

The day I was listening to Cannibal Corpse and my girlfriend  recognized "Hammer Smashed Face" as the song from Ace Ventura was the day I realized I loved her.

You mean "Play With Me" wasn't an original composition of Beethoven?

You clearly need to spend some time at the Faith No More Spiritual and Theological Center.

Bogus…

The "Who can hold the most babies", crashing the MENSA convention, and "Touch a Stranger's Hand Day" bits abosolutely won me over on this show.