Watched the first 30 minutes of this as an attempted palette-cleanser after watching Once Upon a Time.  So far, just forgettable 90's style supernatural procedural, like a quickly forgotten Buffy-clone—fine to waste time with but nothing to look forward to.  But, oh does that description sound better to me than Once…

Agreed, except I first read it as someone who apparently has never heard what a chicken sounds like.

Well fine.  I'm not too cool.  Here's a rarely updated tumblr, imagine that!