Do you do bar mitzvahs?

I'd like to see Family Guy Classic, but I'm probably in the minority.

Next Hatesong: Britney Spears on why she hates Dave Brubeck's "Blue Rondo a la Turk".

Lacuna Coil: Evanescence's non-union Italian equivalent.

This review was great. If only your father was still with us…

This is a song that I have pretty much never heard outside of a supermarket setting. It's one of those songs that, because I have only ever been exposed to it in the context-erasing confines of a grocery store, I find it bizarre to think about an actual artist being behind it. Come to think of it, I feel that way…

Philadelphia isn't getting it at all.

That's Larkin.

Not exactly a pop culture moment, but I'd like to go back to November 1983 and keep myself from being conceived.

This is like that R.E.M. video, except you can't read anyone's mind.

Really? I guess most girls weren't as partisan as my sister, then. She hates Justin Timberlake to this day.

Has anybody ever seen Make-Out with Violence?

This song just completely grosses me out. Thinking about wearing other people's used clothing makes my skin crawl.

I don't remember being particularly interested in girls until the day I walked into Sam Goody and saw Lisa Loeb on the cover of Firecracker. If there is a better album cover in existence, I haven't seen it.

I was more into Daria myself…

He's not related to Maureen Dowd, I hope.

Fun fact: This song was originally the B-side to Kirk Van Houten's unreleased single,"Can I Borrow A Feeling?"

I'm just going to pretend that the American Football t-shirt was a reference to the band.

It's OK. It was really orangeade from Osaka Orangeade Concern.

"If B.C.'s a caveman, how can he celebrate Ash Wednesday?"