I know downtown's…gritty/gross/just like SF/whatever you want to call it, but don't the Bravermans live in the Berkeley Hills?

I know downtown's…gritty/gross/just like SF/whatever you want to call it, but don't the Bravermans live in the Berkeley Hills?

Haha, true. Also true: I almost moved to Rockridge/Piedmont… Because I'm an intolerant asshole.

Haha, true. Also true: I almost moved to Rockridge/Piedmont… Because I'm an intolerant asshole.

We had like maybe 3 school dances each year of middle school… but also like ~75 Bar Mitzvah's, which are like dances. In fact, "Bar Mitzvah" dress became a dress code. "No it's not black tie, but it's not casual. It's Bar Mitzvah dress."

We had like maybe 3 school dances each year of middle school… but also like ~75 Bar Mitzvah's, which are like dances. In fact, "Bar Mitzvah" dress became a dress code. "No it's not black tie, but it's not casual. It's Bar Mitzvah dress."

I moved out of San Francisco this spring and all I wanted to do was reach through my television and smack the neighbor bitch in the mouth. Lady, that's the deal with SF. You're fucking lucky you spent $900,000 (which is like, a steal in that town, so shut up) to have RECORDING ARTISTS BLOCK YOUR DRIVEWAY AND SMOKE…

I moved out of San Francisco this spring and all I wanted to do was reach through my television and smack the neighbor bitch in the mouth. Lady, that's the deal with SF. You're fucking lucky you spent $900,000 (which is like, a steal in that town, so shut up) to have RECORDING ARTISTS BLOCK YOUR DRIVEWAY AND SMOKE…

I have never ever watched this, save for a couple accidental viewings where a rerun starts and I couldn't drop what I was doing to change the channel and the low 15 minutes where I watched the start of the Ashton Kutcher era out of morbid curiosity. But the fact that this kid is a nutso evangelical type who doesn't…

I have never ever watched this, save for a couple accidental viewings where a rerun starts and I couldn't drop what I was doing to change the channel and the low 15 minutes where I watched the start of the Ashton Kutcher era out of morbid curiosity. But the fact that this kid is a nutso evangelical type who doesn't…

Yeah, and it's way more fun than being a growling grumpy pants buzzkill ALL THE TIME over in Bon Temps. Good for him. It's like a still incredibly hunky but lesser television quality/acting chops version of Jon Hamm, who rocks it all the time on Mad Men but clearly prefers being silly on other things.

Yeah, and it's way more fun than being a growling grumpy pants buzzkill ALL THE TIME over in Bon Temps. Good for him. It's like a still incredibly hunky but lesser television quality/acting chops version of Jon Hamm, who rocks it all the time on Mad Men but clearly prefers being silly on other things.

You might think America runs on Dunkin'… That's just a cover-up.

You might think America runs on Dunkin'… That's just a cover-up.

I take his behavior as regression. He's facing something so huge, all he wants to do is act like a kid and harken back to a time when life wasn't so damn complicated.

I take his behavior as regression. He's facing something so huge, all he wants to do is act like a kid and harken back to a time when life wasn't so damn complicated.

I dunno, but I liked it!

I dunno, but I liked it!

@avclub-86e4ff8cc268ab36c7e3c5c53d2293a4:disqus Me! I swear by my lace-up Ariats and half chaps (for schooling, obvs). I like being able to have them super loose around the ankles. Which sounds dirty, but then I guess most horse stuff does.

@avclub-86e4ff8cc268ab36c7e3c5c53d2293a4:disqus Me! I swear by my lace-up Ariats and half chaps (for schooling, obvs). I like being able to have them super loose around the ankles. Which sounds dirty, but then I guess most horse stuff does.