Are you implying that I sound like a middle-aged Lake Forest public school secretary?

I don't watch Futurama, and I don't know why, but I just decided to read the synopsis of Jurassic Bark. IIIIIII should have known better. My parents had to put our intensely loyal (to a fault) first family dog down 3 weeks ago… And so now I'm crying at my desk.

I don't watch Futurama, and I don't know why, but I just decided to read the synopsis of Jurassic Bark. IIIIIII should have known better. My parents had to put our intensely loyal (to a fault) first family dog down 3 weeks ago… And so now I'm crying at my desk.

As someone who spends a lot of time around horses (and ponies), I can't imagine that being a very comfortable jacket.

As someone who spends a lot of time around horses (and ponies), I can't imagine that being a very comfortable jacket.

New York's hottest club is MEATY. It has it all, nymphos, jackhammers, snackpacks, human turtlenecks, and a Jewish vampire name Sydney Applebaum.

New York's hottest club is MEATY. It has it all, nymphos, jackhammers, snackpacks, human turtlenecks, and a Jewish vampire name Sydney Applebaum.

It's like the ice capades in this comment.

It's like the ice capades in this comment.

@E. Buzz Miller: Ah, Berlin. Where my friend and I almost walked into a gay sex club in an abandoned communist warehouse on golden shower night completely by accident (thinking it was a "normal" club, but it turned out to just be the basement), but got scared by the abandoned-ness of it all and ran away and only…

@E. Buzz Miller: Ah, Berlin. Where my friend and I almost walked into a gay sex club in an abandoned communist warehouse on golden shower night completely by accident (thinking it was a "normal" club, but it turned out to just be the basement), but got scared by the abandoned-ness of it all and ran away and only…

Test Drive is just too close to Drive Test! Of course it's going to make people nervous!

Test Drive is just too close to Drive Test! Of course it's going to make people nervous!

…Who had been stranded there since last May.

…Who had been stranded there since last May.

That's a very good point. I just never thought about it the other way around since I'm a girl :) I should have said "about how people kid themselves into thinking people are thinking one way, even when that person plainly says over and over again that they aren't."

That's a very good point. I just never thought about it the other way around since I'm a girl :) I should have said "about how people kid themselves into thinking people are thinking one way, even when that person plainly says over and over again that they aren't."

I am so so excited to watch some Corddry on this, but I'm a little leery of the fact that they just solved Jane and Brad's "money problems" so easily.

I am so so excited to watch some Corddry on this, but I'm a little leery of the fact that they just solved Jane and Brad's "money problems" so easily.

As someone who bought a car last week, I really identified with Penny's nerves as well as her desire to just do it herself. I bought the car from a very good looking Italian astrophysicist too, which made me even more nervous. I seriously almost hit like 5 people while we were test driving, and I'm normally a really…