If I recall, it used to be how a spam bot signed its posts

You take your car to work / I'll take my board

Vodka often leads to squirting, so…

Don't you hate pants?

I mixed it with Squirt to dull the taste. Heh, that sentence could be funnier somehow.

I'm a goddamned AV CLUBBER now! And I'm posting in a Simpsons thread!

Yea, i just caught that in the quotes but I feel like the syndicated version has a different ending. I don't know; too much shitty vodka last night, perhaps?

Am I crazy or did this episode originally end with Willie being deported?