You don't just stick weed in the food. I infuse vegetable oil with it and then bake with that. There's just a hint of weed aroma, but you can't really taste it.

Lately, it's "Uncle Sam Goddamn", by Brother Ali. I think the reasons are obvious.

Or "said asshole's asshole boss, whose boss is also an asshole."

You're right, I left out an asshole in there. Should be "said asshole's asshole boss."

So, asshole prosecutes woman for laughing at said asshole's boss? How are we at this point already?

I hate Nick Searcy, but loved him in Justified.

I accidentally read that as Nicolas Cage is remaking Maniac Cop. He's kind of the only choice to star in it, isn't he?

First of all, don't call me brah. Second of all, I think they should fix the problem instead of forcing me to log in with an account that I barely use and doesn't have any of my comment history.

Please fix this horrible new commenting system. Thanks.

"Aziz Ansarai, obviously" - Asshole Chris Brown

Sorry about that. My bad.

Putin's ass.

Yep. Went to Logan on Sunday night in a theater full of children. There was a baby somewhere behind me that cried through half the movie. You'd think you'd avoid that shit at an R rated movie at night.

I don't tolerate hypocritical idiots. Sorry to upset you by pointing out your president's use of language.

So you'll vote for a guy that says "Grab 'em by the pussy", but you feel the need to police strangers' language on the internet? Do you know what cognitive dissonance is?

Does Trump eat $60 well done steaks with the mouth that said "Grab 'em by the pussy"? I'll call that fucking idiot whatever I want.

You mean President "Grab 'em by the pussy"? That President, who uses that kind of respectful language? I don't respect him at all and all of his supporters, including you, are fucking idiots. Respect is earned, and he ain't earned shit. He's an embarrassment to our country and he needs to be removed from office. …

Dude, I've seen it but a lot of people haven't yet. You should remove the spoilers.

Were you being a dick?

Not too far out there. They're both into weird shit with hookers.