I'm sure the orange fuckhead gives zero shits about this. (Because he's a fucking moron.)

Oh, so not the Bobcat Goldthwait movie?

But violence is still fine, right?

I'd never seen the latest version of the turtles before this. That is some ugly shit.

That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard.

You're a bigot.

"I grabbed one of Putin's balls tenderly, like this. Tasted like Vodka."

That's just too far. I mean, she's pretty fucking dumb, but we're talking about the Dooce here.

Same here. I work for a 3rd party 401(k) administration firm, and I have never heard anyone complain about the perfectly reasonable rule that President Shithead is shitting on.

I like the idea. Unless they bar the relievers who are removed for injury from pitching in the next day's game, we'd just see a lot of fake injuries, though.

Is "clipping the ball for a base run" a quote from something, or has Sean never seen a baseball game?

Too many money shots.

Telling people that if they worry about racism they're the real racists?

Nope.

Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature. We will accept President Cheeto, President Shithead, President Bannon's Bitch, or some variation/combination of the three.

Only idiots think that. Are you an idiot?

Nope, it was shutting down all immigration from "certain countries" which included legal residents with visas and all refugees, until it was stopped by the courts, that horrified me.

Or the paper boy?

I no!

Most of us didn't vote for him, but you still have a point. There are a lot of really stupid Americans.