Why, did they spackle all the pitchers' arms back on in the off season?

Not 2, not 4, and 5 is right out!

I always get a bag of bleu cheese/buffalo Combos both ways of a trip and finish it on the road.

Not to mention Supergirl's awesome sign at the Women's March.

I've been using President Shithead.

Go fuck yourself.

Base your thoughts and opinions on facts, then. You won't get attacked for spreading bullshit that way.

Prelude to a Kiss

Said the Nazi.

The assholes are the people who are ok with a mysoginistic, racist, xenophobic, homophobic plutocrat who pretended he hit a triple when he was born on third base becoming president.

Don't say shit like that! They might hear you!

We need to take Bulworth's advice and just fuck everyone until we're all the same color.

On the other hand, fuck this guy and anyone who defends him or gives him a platform.

Why, is there cocaine?

I had a stomach bug that came straight out of hell. I was the Golgothan and Regan MacNeil combined into an unholy harbinger of the apocalypse. It's in 4 days, by the way.

You'd think Sean Penn's character would have moved from juvie to a real jail by now.

Mother of fuck.

So his mom is the Limp Bizkit?

Yeah, I've cried twice in the last 10 years. The first time was from joy when the Cubbies won. The second time was from a deep feeling of despair during Obama's speech yesterday. All of this orange fuckstick as incoming president shit just sunk in as reality.

Left ball. Even weirder.