Think smaller, and more legs.

Let's go Cubbies!

Put Randy Quaid in the stands in a Cleveland jersey to heckle his own team.

I'm happy about season 3 of The 100. That show is better than it has any right to be.

That makes me so happy. Thank you.

I really hope I see him in real life someday so I can point and laugh and call him a loser.

Bigly.

I made chicken wrapped asparagus with garlic butter and the best stuffed mushrooms I've managed yet the other day. It's chicken fajitas tonight.

Also Dogs of War.

Well, I'm clearly dealing with a superior intellect here. Also, I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Again, you're the one whining, so following your own advice, you ought to shut the fuck up. I never hear any of my friends who are Cubs fans whine about any of that. They just want their team to win. As for how the big bad Cubs fans act at games? The only opposing stadium I've been to where fans tried to start a…

I didn't say how hard it was a to be a Cubs fan, or mention the words "long suffering". I just called a jealous asshole a jealous asshole. You're the only one whining here, throwing your own little pity party. Sorry the Brewers suck. Stop bitching about it.

I'm a Cubs fan. I'm not the worst, or a bad person. I just want to see my team win. You sound like a raging, jealous asshole.

There's a lot more than just "blackness" on that list, but whatever. Go ahead and ignore your original comment that I was responding to.

Here's a few things from before he took office:

Ant-Man in Civil War, too.

You know, morons.

Yeah, I don't like that aspect of it. On the other hand, anyone who claims to be undecided at this point deserves a little scorn, just not for their weight or appearance.

Hell of a game!

Yeah, I'm 36. I drink too much in scuzzy bars, I played sports in high school, and I've been in several bands. I've never heard anyone brag about groping women, ever. This isn't something men do in private, it's something rapists do in private.