I spent my weekend watching the Cubs kick ass, the Bears suck, and an orange rapey clown make a fool out of himself.

Made me wonder how much I actually drank while watching Luke Cage for a minute. Thanks for clearing that up.

Cookie Monster, is that you?

That's disturbing and not the least bit surprising, which is also disturbing.

Yay!

"Alice" is a good choice.

"Alice" is a good choice.

"Alice" is a good choice.

"Alice" is a good choice.

"Alice" is a good choice.

Fiona Apple's "Hot Knife"
Tom Waits' "Lucinda"
Dead Weather's "I Can't Hear you"
Supersuckers' "Monkey"
Subsonics' "Good Violence"
Harry Nillson's "One"
Brother Ali's "Uncle Sam Goddamn"
Randy Newman's "God's Song"

What's on tonight? The motherfuckin' Chicago Cubs!

I should have scrolled down. Rome was so good.

Ciaran Hinds should be best known as Julius Caesar.

Peggy and Bobby Hill
Seth Rogen and Harold Ramis in Knocked Up

I watched the whole first episode without realizing it was Mark-Paul Gosselar under that beard.

So how about you're in your werewolf girl costume from Scream Queens and Michael J. Fox won't stop hitting on you?

Give her the movie, Marvel. Now.

Granted, I just have a thing about spiders.

That sounds horrifying.