My first were Appetite for Destruction and Bon Jovi New Jersey.

Yes, animal cruelty is prevalent in our society. It doesn't make it okay, and I don't have to care about some asshole that burns a cat alive. And sheltered and ignorant? Go fuck your mother.

That's exactly it. I just can't care about the fate of someone that would do something like that. It doesn't mean he should be convicted of murder, but it still makes him a piece of shit.

Makes sense, sadly.

I tried watching Making a Murderer with my wife. About 5 minutes in, they mentioned that Avery had burned a cat alive in the past. We turned it off and didn't care if he was actually guilty or not anymore.

He learned how to fight from Bobby Hill. "That's my purse!"

Layla is the first thing that popped into my mind, too. I always picture a body hanging from a meat hook when I hear that song.

Bone-in Ribeye
Truffled Polenta
Fried Blue Gill
Seared scallops
Whole Maine lobster

May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.

Same thing happened to me. I said, "Seriously, it's in your name?" The guy just looked at his shoes.

There was also the one with Sylvio in witness protection.

Yes, yes it was.

Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy.

Drunk. Very drunk. Some friends of ours got married this weekend.

"Kock"

Yeah, a guy I considered a friend got drunk with me in my living room one night last year. After I passed out, he snuck upstairs and groped my wife in her sleep. His defense was that he was so drunk he didn't know what he was doing. Somehow his lawyer wife got him a slap on the wrist of aggravated battery and he…

I prefer Ethical Suicide Parlors.

That's one of my all time favorites. I'll be watching it tonight, now.

Joe vs The Volcano

I usually don't do the "so bad it's good television", but the wife and I laughed at that show from start to finish.