I liked Chappie. Granted I was very stoned at about 10 am on a Saturday, but I stand by it.

Would you like a hot dog with your taco?

I tried watching it on TV as a Saturday afternoon time waster and only lasted about 20 minutes. That shit was just boring.

I was trying to figure out what the fuck a "mitsake" was supposed to be. I assumed it was a Japanese word and this was some sort of Sudoku type puzzle.

A little on the nose, but I would like to see The Subsonic's "Good Violence" in something. It might have worked in American Ultra.

Ha. Didn't catch that. I was not aware of wolves being one of those terms.

Alone is on the History Channel tonight. Who doesn't want to watch a bunch of people isolated on an island with bears, wolves, and cougars?

In rod we trust.

Me, too. It's just a fun show.

It's gotten a lot better since the first season. I don't get all the hate. Last night's finale was actually very good.

Damn right.

Woody Allen is a piece of shit.

Is the second one Big?

I didn't realize Closing Time was a sequel to Catch 22. I'll have to read it now. In Heller's Portrait of an Artist as an Old Man, he talks about trying to recreate the magic of Catch 22 for one more big hit in a fictionalized version of his old age.

You fapped who with the what now?

Ha!

There was also last season of AHS.

I stopped around book 7 the first time through because it had gotten so slow, and then Robert Jordan died before I picked it back up. It wasn't until I heard that it would actually be finished by an author known for writing quickly that I started reading them again. I found the way they wrapped everything up to be…

I don't know how these books could be adapted for the screen, and the show would have to go on for many, many years to cover the entire story. I really hope they pull it off, though. I'm in the middle of a re-read right now.

Like the Dude trying to get his rug replaced.