I bet if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine. - Prince, Sexy M.F.

Nope, not in the first season. I think they have some natural barriers between them.

I love this fucking show. When I first saw Survivor 20 some years ago, I said why don't they just drop them off on a an island with some camping gear and a panic button, and make it last man standing wins? The first season of Alone was pretty great.

That made me laugh, thanks.

Sure, if you're not paying attention and don't know anything about baseball.

Yeah, went to Wrigley on Monday night. $99.50 for a bleacher seat, $9 per beer, and I got searched on the way in. I'm glad I didn't bring my flask. (I got searched more thoroughly than some others because the security guard said I smelled like weed, but they still took my friend's chewing tobacco.)

And then the chicken is beaten to death by Constable Bob.

"Words" is my favorite.

I seem to be hearing "basic white girl / white boy" lately. As in my wife loves Olive Garden and Dave Matthews, which means she is a basic white girl.

I'm a little late to the party, but is anyone else hoping that Maggie's baby was miscarried, turned, and chewing it's way out of her Alien style, ready to sing Hello My Baby?

Nope, just killing time while waiting for slow ass software to catch up to where I'm at. If it's something that sounds interesting, I appreciate the in depth description since I usually don't go back and watch the video anyway.

I ready about it at work, and if it sounds interesting I watch it later at home.

Yep, I had the Sargeant Slaughter GI Joe that was also popular in the WWF at the time.

I get a 4 day weekend and drew Kansas in a Sweet 16 pool. Maybe I'll win back the money I lost on brackets.

Princess Bride

Yeah, the last time I moved I made an appointment for them to come set up my shit and took the day off of work so I'd be home. Nobody showed. I called and they said the order had been entered incorrectly, so the supervisor had just deleted it. I was not nice, at all, and got 3 free months worth of service. I do…

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Darlene's sister's boyfriend's brother.

Sunday was my first day off in 20 days, so I went out drinking Saturday night. Got home at 3:30 am and slept until 1:00 pm.

That is one smug, punchable face up there.