Weed.

Shipoopi, shipoopi …… oh sorry.

Stop reminding me of Terriers and making me sad you bastard.

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.

Me too.

Drewbacca! (Gets beaten by YOLO.)

Are they good at pinball?

Tried out a new local BBQ place which had great brisket and checked out a new local bar that's got a ton of old arcade games that you can play for free. Things are looking up in this piece of shit town. It would have been a great weekend if the Cubs hadn't ruined it.

Zoey Barkow on TWD!

Yep, I think that's the case. She was sneaking outside of the walls before, too, probably giving them information.

Now I just want some weed.

Ew.

True, but watching Palin try to keep the fake smile on her face while pregnant Amy Poehler was rapping was pretty great.

Eating out who?

It is nobody's business but the Turks.

I have no idea to this day. I never went back.

Story time: I went to sunday school late one week when I was a kid. I showed up and the teacher said, " Oh, let's ask his opinion since he hasn't heard the rest of the conversation. Why would god every take someone's baby before it was born?" I replied, "Maybe it was the next Hitler." It turns out she had just…

Jaws was a really good book, but it just can't beat seeing the giant shark actually come out of the water.

Tonight I'll be celebrating a Cubs win over the shitbirds in the playoffs with lots of drinks. If they lose, I'll be drowning my sorrows in lots of drinks.

Too Asian.