Garbage Pail Kids might be the worst movie ever made.

I think it's ridiculous to assume that groups of people born within 20 years of each other must all be very similar. I don't even know which group I would fall into. What traits am I supposed to have because I was born in 1980? It's like fucking astrology.

Yep, all we have here is Five Guys and Smashburger. Smashburger is not good.

Mmmm . . . Five Guys.

Good god. I stopped watching partway through season 1, but I had to check back in on this review to see how it all turned out. Looks like it found whole new levels of awful since I've been away.

"Now give me some sugar, baby."

Lamp!

So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible.

To me, it's the kind of camp that doesn't really hold up. To each his own, though. I really liked the re-runs when I was a kid.

Same here. Really missed him. He's still great without the character.

And let me be the first to wish CancerAids upon you.

The TV show was bad, but the music was surprisingly good.

So many activities!

I'll bite. How does watching football make me a sociopath?

That ain't my culture and heritage!

She'll save the violent hillbilly angle for Next of Kin.

My avatar's from Carnivale. I thought it would be temporary, but I can't change it now for some reason. My name's from a Tom Waits song.

We use troughs in Wrigley, like civilized people.

If it's a legitimate Aretha Franklin, yada yada.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!