That toilet currently resides at Six Flags Great America in Illinois.

A hooker once offered to flash me for just $1 per boob. (True story, couldn't stop laughing at the per boob price.)

Or Carnivale. Oh.

Mediocre!

"Relies on the beat of his personal soundtrack"? That just sounds like complete shit.

I'm sure Arlington would have invaded Houston by now.

I've never met another person outside of my immediate family who has seen that movie.

Old Dickel?

Followed by "Baby on Board" by The Be Sharps.

I'd have to say Tom Robbins' "Skinny Legs and All." When the first line introduced the silver spoon, the conch shell and the can of beans I knew that this book would be something completely new to me. The rest of the book really blew my high school aged mind. Since then, I've read every book he's written and…

Harry Brown as a comedy? Weird.

The bartender at the place nearby plays them almost every night. I laugh every time.

I watch The Blacklist and have no memory of David Straithairn on it. Maybe that show is as bad as they say and I just watch it for Agent Blue Eyes.

And that day Mr. Burns went from villain to hero.

Just up there Franklinin' and Bashin', Bashin' and Franklinin'.

Tatiana Maslany as Alison and Helena.

Happy birthday!

Be as polite as you want, you're still an asshole, and you should still go fuck yourself.

Sad upvote from a Bears fan.

I'm not "lecturing or patronizing" any women. I'm just calling you (an asshole) out for implying that it's sometimes a woman's fault when she's sexually assaulted. You can fuck right off.