Hmmmmm. No.

Hmmmmm. No.

I finally got around to seeing that movie this past weekend and the thing that drove me most bonkers about that movie (of many things) was that as soon as she had that horrific, traumatizing procedure—had a writhing killer alien ripped from her womb and her stomach stapled back together—she never mentioned a damn word…

I finally got around to seeing that movie this past weekend and the thing that drove me most bonkers about that movie (of many things) was that as soon as she had that horrific, traumatizing procedure—had a writhing killer alien ripped from her womb and her stomach stapled back together—she never mentioned a damn word…

It's in tatters.

It's in tatters.

The two biggest industries in Harlan are drug-running and haberdashery.

The two biggest industries in Harlan are drug-running and haberdashery.

Man, when Jeff "I have a problem with alcohol" Tweedy tells you you're drunk, you'd better listen.

Man, when Jeff "I have a problem with alcohol" Tweedy tells you you're drunk, you'd better listen.

What about "Tonight, Tonight"? Hard to believe that Billy Corgan is 140 years old, but there it is.

What about "Tonight, Tonight"? Hard to believe that Billy Corgan is 140 years old, but there it is.

Maybe he can join Alpha Flight and become Agent Molson.

Maybe he can join Alpha Flight and become Agent Molson.

Hey man, I don't make the news, I just report it! Not my fault if you're unhappy with the incontrovertible and witnessed-by-many fact that GWAR did a shit-poor cover and that afterwards, the members of the Punch Brothers lined up and one by one accelerated their bunched fists into each individual dick of the members…

Hey man, I don't make the news, I just report it! Not my fault if you're unhappy with the incontrovertible and witnessed-by-many fact that GWAR did a shit-poor cover and that afterwards, the members of the Punch Brothers lined up and one by one accelerated their bunched fists into each individual dick of the members…

THIS JUST IN: The GWAR cover sucked and Punch Brothers punched GWAR in the dicks.

THIS JUST IN: The GWAR cover sucked and Punch Brothers punched GWAR in the dicks.

Nah, too predictable.

Nah, too predictable.