Yeah but that fucker was Austrian. Give me a thieving American PATRIOT any day of the week. And direct current. Give me direct current, and lightbulbs. It's the American Fucking Way.

Yeah but that fucker was Austrian. Give me a thieving American PATRIOT any day of the week. And direct current. Give me direct current, and lightbulbs. It's the American Fucking Way.

Apparently it's Megan Mullally (seriously) and someone else I've never heard of it. So it's just some fucking vanity project. And yes, it's terrible.

Apparently it's Megan Mullally (seriously) and someone else I've never heard of it. So it's just some fucking vanity project. And yes, it's terrible.

Gracias, good sir.

Gracias, good sir.

This is killing me: What is the reference in the title?? I can't google it because all that comes up is the AV Club article…

This is killing me: What is the reference in the title?? I can't google it because all that comes up is the AV Club article…

Man, "Delicious" is an amazing song.

Man, "Delicious" is an amazing song.

It's streaming right now on Rolling Stone… I'm only a few songs into it, but I'm digging it.

It's streaming right now on Rolling Stone… I'm only a few songs into it, but I'm digging it.

Jay-Z's verse is OK, Kanye's is really pretty damn good, but Big Sean's… Big Sean's… ugh. Basically ruins the track.

Jay-Z's verse is OK, Kanye's is really pretty damn good, but Big Sean's… Big Sean's… ugh. Basically ruins the track.

Still pretty good, though.

Still pretty good, though.

That is, I think, my favorite Simpsons quote. Of all of them.

That is, I think, my favorite Simpsons quote. Of all of them.

If history is any guide, the answer is a resounding "No, go open a casino or something."

If history is any guide, the answer is a resounding "No, go open a casino or something."